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1	Why did you bring 4 shovels to the bridge party?
2	I heard you went to the mountains to mine.
3	While in the mountains did you strike good ore?
4	You claim to have mined and shipped silver to new york in 5 minutes. That was rather quick!
5	Baron - What's the difference between a person late for a train and a school mistress?
6	What is it that a young lady looks for but doesn't wish to find?
7	Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark?
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9	Coming over to this country did you cross in a covered wagon?
10	You say you mined gold in a cave? how is it possible?
11	While in the mountains were you panning for nuggets?
12	Can you give me a definition for capital and labor?
13	Can you imagine Ireland being the richest country in the world?
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15	I don't feel very good - I must have a horse in my throat.
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17	Did you ever ride a jack-ass
18	If I were to place a banana on your head and with a ??? split it right in half - what would you call it?
19	I had quite a story told to me by your tailor
20	How many sides to a pitcher?
21	Baron - Being so smart - which is the strongest day of the week?
22	I hear your wife takes boarders, is there any truth in the report?
23	I heard you fell against the piano last night. Did you get hurt?
24	That auto of yours wont climb a hill and you raved about its being a fine machine
25	I always tell my wife everything that happens
26	Remarkable how Webster could write 1000 words on a postal card!
27	Believe it or not - there is nothing that beats a good wife
28	Lucky man! I hear your brother died and left lots of money behind
29	Did you win anything at the cock fight last night?
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31	Imagine the crutz - he called me a monkey and I vud not shtand for it, vot you tink I should do about it Scharley
32	Baron - why can't you play tennis without all that noise?
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35	Baron - I'm surely popular with the inmates at the asylum
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37	There is a rumor that came back from Alaska with 1/2 million dollars in bullion
38	Why do you always say that your cousin Hugo has a head like a door knob?
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44	We have an old hen that continually loves to feed on tacks
45	Why does a hen lay an egg?
46	Baron - Do you know why a woman's mind should be considered cleaner than a man's
47	I heard your dog Franz swallowed a tape measure and died
48	Baron - I understand you bought stock in a pin factory