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 Why is the number 9 like a peacock Aspirina?   
 What has a face but no head....?   
 Aspirina where is the cheapest place to buy poultry?   
 Aspirina when is a fish like a bird?   
 Aspirina what's a hot time?   
 Aspirina what's a cat got dat no other animal has?   
 Exit, what happen when de train ran over de peanut?   
 What five letter word can yo' take away two letters and one remains?   
 Aspirina, what's de difference 'tween a hose and a chinaman?   
 Aspirina, kin yo' tell me why de elephant is like a movin' wagon?   
 Exit, why does a dawg wear more clothes in the summer than in winter?